Okay, da haben wir wieder Nerd-Content. Aber das ist wirklich großartig. "How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot" in jeder erdenklichen Programmiersprache.
C
You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++
You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can’t tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, “That’s me, over there.”
JAVA
After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you’ve forgotten what the hell you’re doing.
Ruby
Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can’t find anywhere to shoot it.
PHP
You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.
Perl
You shoot yourself in the foot, but nobody can understand how you did it. Six months later, neither can you. (via Andy)
BASIC
Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.
Und wirklich großartig (weil für mich von besonderem Interesse):
C#
Copy how Java shot itself in the foot. Explain how you did it better.
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